| #562 | "DRINK ME" potion | 3 |
| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #139 | 1,970 carat gold | 1 |
| #1115 | 1-ball | 2 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1046 | 2-ball | 2 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #864 | 33398 scroll | 5 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #362 | 4-dimensional guitar | 2 |
| #1432 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #500 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 4 |
| #1972 | 8-ball | 2 |
| #204 | Alewife™ Ale | 4 |
| #219 | a butt tuba | 4 |
| #69 | a little sump'm sump'm | 82 |
| #60 | abominable blubber | 28 |
| #35 | abstraction: action | 35 |
| #36 | abstraction: category | 34 |
| #37 | abstraction: perception | 36 |
| #39 | abstraction: purpose | 33 |
| #36 | abstraction: sensation | 35 |
| #33 | abstraction: thought | 38 |
| #501 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #578 | acid-squirting flower | 4 |
| #76 | actual tapas | 8 |
| #42 | adder | 214 |
| #127 | adder bladder | 119 |
| #193 | all-purpose cleaner | 47 |
| #147 | amok pudding | 1 |
| #76 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 280 |
| #455 | ancient frozen dinner | 3 |
| #1530 | tiny house | 5 |