| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #561 | "DRINK ME" potion | 3 |
| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #139 | 1,970 carat gold | 1 |
| #1119 | 1-ball | 2 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1050 | 2-ball | 2 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #865 | 33398 scroll | 5 |
| #934 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #362 | 4-dimensional guitar | 2 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #500 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 4 |
| #1975 | 8-ball | 2 |
| #208 | Alewife™ Ale | 4 |
| #221 | a butt tuba | 4 |
| #69 | a little sump'm sump'm | 82 |
| #61 | abominable blubber | 28 |
| #36 | abstraction: action | 35 |
| #37 | abstraction: category | 34 |
| #38 | abstraction: perception | 36 |
| #39 | abstraction: purpose | 33 |
| #36 | abstraction: sensation | 35 |
| #33 | abstraction: thought | 38 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #579 | acid-squirting flower | 4 |
| #77 | actual tapas | 8 |
| #42 | adder | 214 |
| #127 | adder bladder | 119 |
| #194 | all-purpose cleaner | 47 |
| #147 | amok pudding | 1 |
| #76 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 280 |
| #457 | ancient frozen dinner | 3 |
| #1529 | tiny house | 5 |
Wow, that's 1,037 items total!
what items are this player missing?