| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1150 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1456 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #140 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #1435 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1733 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #529 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #2956 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #504 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #822 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #361 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #656 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #639 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #610 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1082 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #630 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #483 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #1062 | anticheese | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #949 | antique spear | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #1106 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #1081 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #386 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #277 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 1 |
| #693 | unidentified jerky | 1 |
| #609 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 1 |
| #328 | unstable quark | 1 |
| #355 | yak skin | 1 |
| #1378 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #1801 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2819 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #148 | zmobie | 1 |