| #18 | 17-ball | 1 |
| #759 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 5 |
| #530 | Frosty's frosty mug | 2 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #1489 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 3 |
| #5 | Radio Free Baseball Cap | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Foil | 1 |
| 🥉 | Radio Free Pants | 1 |
| #96 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 15 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #198 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #402 | facsimile dictionary | 27 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #169 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #272 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #360 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 5 |
| #145 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #180 | oily mushroom wine | 2 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #233 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #248 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |