| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #170 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #237 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 6 |
| #684 | Microplushie: Bropane | 7 |
| #564 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 4 |
| #681 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 3 |
| #410 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 5 |
| #618 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 8 |
| #582 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 13 |
| #434 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 2 |
| #590 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 6 |
| #621 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 12 |
| #721 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 4 |
| #638 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 8 |
| #695 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 2 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #376 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 2 |
| #591 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 2 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #708 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 2 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #699 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 2 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1804 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #72 | bag of pygmy blood | 16 |
| 🥇 | black forest cake | 78,107 |
| #205 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 6 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1910 | box of sunshine | 74 |
| #633 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #494 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 20 |
| #26 | cupcake-in-a-cup | 17 |
| #1786 | fruitcake | 6 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #232 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 5 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #95 | mugcake | 138 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #73 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 21 |
| #340 | pat-a-cake pendant | 3 |
| #415 | personal massager | 35 |
| #134 | personalized birthday cake | 12 |
| #167 | piece of wedding cake | 57 |
| #239 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 4 |
| #140 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 11 |
| #226 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #209 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed cocoabo | 178 |
| #34 | stuffed teddy butler | 553 |
| #72 | three-tiered wedding cake | 11 |
| #511 | urinal cake | 2 |