| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #646 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 17 |
| #261 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2367 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #94 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #117 | anniversary gift box | 10 |
| #1215 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #666 | black-and-blue light | 18 |
| #1298 | blood flower | 2 |
| #673 | blue plasma ball | 17 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #654 | cheap studded belt | 11 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #652 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #4 | enchantlers | 361 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #768 | flavored foot massage oil | 3 |
| #724 | foam dart | 5 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #384 | lewd playing card | 6 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #157 | ocarina of space | 21 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #473 | stuffed astral badger | 90 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |