| #92 | 1,970 carat gold | 6 |
| #178 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 4 |
| #71 | Affirmation Cookie | 1 |
| #151 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #38 | Alice's Army Foil Alchemist | 2 |
| #36 | Alice's Army Foil Cleric | 1 |
| #56 | Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #305 | Boris's key lime pie | 2 |
| #12 | Celsius 233 | 5 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #45 | Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting | 1 |
| #37 | Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose | 2 |
| #24 | Energy Buzz Pastaco | 1 |
| #393 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #134 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 1 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #30 | Quaatorade™ | 1 |
| #49 | Shot of Kardashian Gin | 2 |
| #150 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 2 |
| #47 | SongBoom™ BoomBox Box | 1 |
| #401 | Steal This Candy | 4 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #21 | Tremella Tarantella mushroom | 1 |
| 🥈 | Trout Fishing in Loathing | 11 |
| #114 | Twelve Night Energy | 2 |
| #54 | Ultimate Mind Destroyer | 1 |
| #222 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| 🥇 | angry inch | 1,597 |
| #110 | balanced antler | 1 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| #670 | black snowcone | 2 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #65 | bottle of Greedy Dog | 1 |
| #42 | bottle of Old Pugilist | 2 |
| #49 | bottle of Professor Beer | 2 |
| #51 | bottle of Race Car Red | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #17 | buffalo dime | 36 |
| #47 | buzzing mushroom wine | 1 |
| 🥇 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1,111 |
| #44 | cane-mail pants | 1 |
| #87 | clockwork maid | 2 |
| #123 | cold-filtered water | 1 |
| #48 | complex mushroom wine | 1 |
| #564 | cookie cookie | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #43 | cuppa Gill tea | 1 |
| #37 | cuppa Obscuri tea | 1 |
| #45 | cuppa Royal tea | 6 |
| #52 | cuppa Sobrie tea | 1 |
| #43 | cuppa Voraci tea | 1 |
| #60 | cute mushroom | 1 |
| #86 | delicious star salad | 1 |
| #392 | dense meat stack | 276 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #219 | digital key lime | 1 |
| #89 | discarded swimming trunks | 1 |
| #76 | dream of a dog | 1 |
| #55 | droppable microphone | 1 |
| #71 | eldritch distillate | 1 |
| #85 | eldritch elixir | 1 |
| #69 | eldritch essence | 1 |
| #92 | eldritch extract | 1 |
| #155 | expensive cigar | 1 |
| #48 | experimental serum G-9 | 1 |
| #35 | exploding cigar | 168 |
| #17 | folder (Knight Writer) | 1 |
| #10 | folder (holographic fractal) | 1 |
| #215 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 1 |
| #20 | giant O | 1 |
| #20 | gingerservo | 1 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #16 | jangly spurs | 1 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #122 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #79 | karma shawarma | 1 |
| #20 | khaki duffel bag | 1 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| 🥈 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 5,000 |
| 🥈 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 3,392 |
| #7 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 885 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #762 | meat paste | 8 |
| #650 | meat stack | 15 |
| #213 | munchies pill | 2 |
| 🥉 | nicksilver spurs | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #146 | octopus's spade | 1 |
| #10 | pearl diver's necklace | 3 |
| #30 | plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad | 1 |
| #30 | pocket lint (blue) | 2 |
| #20 | pocket lint (green) | 3 |
| #46 | pocket lint (orange) | 1 |
| #42 | polo trophy | 1 |
| #58 | power pill | 1 |
| #82 | pressurized potion of perception | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #107 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #73 | rainbow bomb | 1 |
| #1402 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| 🥈 | right bear arm | 3 |
| #79 | rotten tomato | 1 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #180 | shovelful of dirt | 2 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #75 | silent F | 1 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #240 | silent O | 1 |
| #210 | silent P | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #49 | smooth mushroom wine | 1 |
| #79 | solid baconstone necklace | 1 |
| #24 | sprinkle-begging cup | 1 |
| #20 | squirming Slime larva | 4 |
| #44 | staph of homophones | 1 |
| #337 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #3113 | stuffed cocoabo | 14 |
| #20 | sweet tooth | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #132 | the funk | 2 |
| #7 | uncapped green lava bottle | 1 |
| #75 | very fancy whiskey | 1 |
| #167 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #18 | wax face | 1 |
| #56 | witch's brew | 1 |
| #53 | worksite credentials | 1 |