| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #842 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 2 |
| #999 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | bacon bath ball | 422 |
| #2041 | baconstone | 2 |
| #239 | baconstone bracelet | 2 |
| #85 | baconstone earring | 2 |
| #216 | baconstone pendant | 2 |
| #122 | baconstone ring | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #60 | flask of baconstone juice | 2 |
| #310 | fossilized serpent skull | 2 |
| #296 | fossilized spine | 6 |
| 🥇 | hand of Mr. Cards | 1 |
| #28 | handful of honey | 248 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #61 | jerky coins | 400 |
| #61 | jug of baconstone juice | 2 |
| 🥉 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 112 |
| #1031 | sandwich of the gods | 6 |
| 🥇 | serpentine sword | 7,777 |
| #32 | solid baconstone earring | 2 |
| #34 | solid baconstone necklace | 2 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |