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| #736 | 30669 scroll | 4 |
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| #290 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 1 |
| #59 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 52 |
| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #141 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 2 |
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| #1233 | Crimbo candied pecan | 2 |
| #1379 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1168 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 3 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #655 | Daffy Taffy | 43 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #218 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 14 |
| #471 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 9 |
| #255 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 5 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1624 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 7 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #29 | Inndya trading card | 4 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #787 | asparagus knife | 3 |
| #1769 | awful poetry journal | 2 |
| #829 | bag of Cheat-Os | 2 |
| #1061 | bar skin | 2 |
| #965 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #280 | bejeweled pledge pin | 16 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #337 | blue class ring | 8 |
| #428 | bone flute | 1 |
| #32 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 52 |
| #779 | bowl of cottage cheese | 8 |
| #350 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 3 |
| #202 | brick | 187 |
| #779 | bum cheek | 5 |
| #40 | candy knuckles | 34 |
| #1407 | chaos butterfly | 7 |
| #922 | chef's hat | 2 |
| #50 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 32 |
| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
| #1631 | club necklace | 4 |
| #826 | cog | 10 |
| #374 | cold wad | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
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| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
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| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
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| #174 | delectable catalyst | 1 |
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| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #250 | disco mask | 179 |
| #916 | disease | 2 |
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| #226 | disintegrating spiky collar | 1 |
| #679 | displaced fish | 1 |
| #1418 | disturbing fanfic | 8 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #560 | drab sonata | 4 |
| #573 | dried face | 3 |
| #177 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 7 |
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| #1039 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
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| #633 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 11 |
| #735 | dusty bottle of Port | 7 |
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| #304 | dusty left fifth rib | 1 |
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| #779 | dwarf bread | 4 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1394 | elven moonshine | 2 |
| #762 | elven socks | 5 |
| #1391 | elven suicide capsule | 13 |
| #762 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 8 |
| #982 | encoder ring | 4 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1714 | fake fake vomit | 3 |
| #1351 | ghuol egg | 1 |
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| #10 | jalapeño slices | 8 |
| #96 | leprechaun hatchling | 5 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
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| #49 | stuffed ninja snowman | 195 |
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