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| #737 | 30669 scroll | 4 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #773 | 334 scroll | 2 |
| #1457 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #1852 | Angry Farmer candy | 3 |
| #291 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 1 |
| #60 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 52 |
| #1056 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #141 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 2 |
| #1482 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #1237 | Crimbo candied pecan | 2 |
| #1381 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1171 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 3 |
| #651 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #655 | Daffy Taffy | 43 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #218 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 14 |
| #471 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 9 |
| #254 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 5 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1623 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 7 |
| #470 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #29 | Inndya trading card | 4 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #208 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #789 | asparagus knife | 3 |
| #1765 | awful poetry journal | 2 |
| #829 | bag of Cheat-Os | 2 |
| #1058 | bar skin | 2 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #283 | bejeweled pledge pin | 16 |
| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #344 | blue class ring | 8 |
| #429 | bone flute | 1 |
| #33 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 52 |
| #779 | bowl of cottage cheese | 8 |
| #352 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 3 |
| #201 | brick | 187 |
| #779 | bum cheek | 5 |
| #40 | candy knuckles | 34 |
| #1409 | chaos butterfly | 7 |
| #921 | chef's hat | 2 |
| #51 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 32 |
| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
| #1633 | club necklace | 4 |
| #824 | cog | 10 |
| #374 | cold wad | 1 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #390 | cup of primitive beer | 2 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #284 | decaying goldfish liver | 19 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #693 | decorative fountain | 2 |
| #174 | delectable catalyst | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #369 | dented harmonica | 2 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #252 | disco mask | 179 |
| #918 | disease | 2 |
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| #225 | disintegrating spiky collar | 1 |
| #677 | displaced fish | 1 |
| #1418 | disturbing fanfic | 8 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #561 | drab sonata | 4 |
| #572 | dried face | 3 |
| #177 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 7 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #724 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 8 |
| #635 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 11 |
| #737 | dusty bottle of Port | 7 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left fifth rib | 1 |
| #323 | dusty left first rear claw | 1 |
| #194 | dusty left first rib | 2 |
| #294 | dusty left fourth rib | 1 |
| #781 | dwarf bread | 4 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1393 | elven moonshine | 2 |
| #763 | elven socks | 5 |
| #1391 | elven suicide capsule | 13 |
| #765 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 8 |
| #980 | encoder ring | 4 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1710 | fake fake vomit | 3 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #161 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 19 |
| #180 | irradiated candy cane | 19 |
| #11 | jalapeño slices | 8 |
| #94 | leprechaun hatchling | 5 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #449 | strawberry | 24 |
| #50 | stuffed ninja snowman | 195 |
| #921 | thin black candle | 46 |