| #55 | BACON | 3,006 |
| #55 | Dyspepsi grenade | 200 |
| #493 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 126 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #9 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 13 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #292 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #548 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #1175 | stuffed cocoabo | 41 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3896 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #30 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 807 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8059 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3896 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8128 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #3996 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8137 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |