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\n** - Calculations were double-checked by several Attention Deficit Demons.
\n*** - Depends on user's definition of \"best.\" May vary from dictionary definition.
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Rank	Item	Quantity
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#438	banana	10
#1223	brine	3
#919	cyborg doll	1
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#513	fake plastic grass	3
#1433	portable corkscrew	1