| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1379 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1488 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #392 | black striped oyster egg | 13 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #65 | clockwork spine | 1 |
| #466 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1458 | mafia aria | 5 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1301 | scroll of pasta summoning | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |