| #393 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #258 | En Una Fila Tequila | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #162 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | The Bomb | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #234 | Way More Tears™ pepper spray | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #73 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #564 | banana peel | 2 |
| #305 | bargain flash powder | 1 |
| #381 | big boom | 1 |
| #462 | black spot | 1 |
| #115 | blowdart | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #122 | blue shell | 1 |
| #768 | bottle of goofballs | 33 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #181 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #353 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 1 |
| #151 | can of sterno | 1 |
| #146 | caret | 1 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #154 | cigarette lighter | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #159 | crazy hobo notebook | 1 |
| #135 | crude voodoo doll | 1 |
| #102 | crystal skull | 1 |
| #454 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #479 | divine cracker | 1 |
| #736 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #160 | fire of unknown origin | 1 |
| 🥈 | gnatwing | 23,633 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand of Mr. Cards | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #146 | miniature boiler | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #92 | old school beer pull tab | 1 |
| #2216 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #218 | onion shurikens | 1 |
| #158 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #120 | palm-frond net | 1 |
| #63 | pumpkin bomb | 1 |
| #843 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #28 | rat scrapple | 15 |
| #187 | really really sticky spider web | 1 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #107 | shuriken salad | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #387 | stone frisbee | 1 |
| #339 | terrible poem | 1 |
| #120 | throwing fork | 1 |
| #120 | throwing spoon | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #321 | vial of patchouli oil | 1 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |