| #176 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 4 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #1213 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #96 | DNOTC Box | 4 |
| #30 | Frosty's snowball sack | 2 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #613 | Jack-in-the-box | 8 |
| #446 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 85 |
| #49 | Mohawk wig | 326 |
| #167 | NPZR chemistry set | 34 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #17 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 6,058 |
| #397 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 130 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #330 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 249 |
| #1241 | Yummy Tummy bean | 116 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #33 | armgun | 229 |
| #119 | beer bong | 40 |
| #153 | bejeweled pledge pin | 56 |
| #395 | bite-me-red lipstick | 27 |
| #36 | boxed wine | 1,974 |
| #131 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 677 |
| 🥈 | drum of pomade | 264 |
| #319 | giant needle | 138 |
| #40 | glowing red eye | 743 |
| #401 | heavy D | 143 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #230 | hot egg | 1 |
| #136 | kick-ass kicks | 32 |
| #335 | magical ice cubes | 131 |
| #30 | magilaser blastercannon | 290 |
| #112 | marshmallow | 477 |
| #171 | marzipan skull | 108 |
| #115 | metallic A | 593 |
| #38 | ocarina of space | 144 |
| #300 | original G | 285 |
| #30 | oversized pizza cutter | 344 |
| #502 | paperclip | 77 |
| #560 | phonics down | 75 |
| #45 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1,301 |
| #45 | piece of wedding cake | 291 |
| #13 | plain brown wrapper | 186 |
| #448 | probability potion | 83 |
| #64 | ridiculously huge sword | 344 |
| #133 | scroll of drastic healing | 865 |
| #93 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1,647 |
| #7 | sorority brain | 208 |
| #137 | super-spiky hair gel | 859 |
| #566 | thin black candle | 169 |
| #667 | tiny house | 171 |
| #40 | titanium assault umbrella | 382 |
| #83 | turtle pheromones | 99 |
| #29 | white chocolate chips | 687 |
| #38 | white lightning | 1,013 |
| #548 | wolf mask | 21 |