| #175 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 4 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #1215 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #96 | DNOTC Box | 4 |
| #30 | Frosty's snowball sack | 2 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #612 | Jack-in-the-box | 8 |
| #448 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 85 |
| #49 | Mohawk wig | 326 |
| #167 | NPZR chemistry set | 34 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #17 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 6,058 |
| #398 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 130 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #330 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 249 |
| #1239 | Yummy Tummy bean | 116 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #33 | armgun | 229 |
| #119 | beer bong | 40 |
| #155 | bejeweled pledge pin | 56 |
| #396 | bite-me-red lipstick | 27 |
| #35 | boxed wine | 1,974 |
| #131 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 677 |
| 🥈 | drum of pomade | 264 |
| #319 | giant needle | 138 |
| #40 | glowing red eye | 743 |
| #403 | heavy D | 143 |
| #627 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #231 | hot egg | 1 |
| #137 | kick-ass kicks | 32 |
| #344 | magical ice cubes | 131 |
| #30 | magilaser blastercannon | 290 |
| #113 | marshmallow | 477 |
| #171 | marzipan skull | 108 |
| #117 | metallic A | 593 |
| #38 | ocarina of space | 144 |
| #301 | original G | 285 |
| #32 | oversized pizza cutter | 344 |
| #503 | paperclip | 77 |
| #560 | phonics down | 75 |
| #45 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1,301 |
| #45 | piece of wedding cake | 291 |
| #13 | plain brown wrapper | 186 |
| #449 | probability potion | 83 |
| #64 | ridiculously huge sword | 344 |
| #132 | scroll of drastic healing | 865 |
| #93 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1,647 |
| #7 | sorority brain | 208 |
| #138 | super-spiky hair gel | 859 |
| #566 | thin black candle | 169 |
| #668 | tiny house | 171 |
| #41 | titanium assault umbrella | 382 |
| #82 | turtle pheromones | 99 |
| #30 | white chocolate chips | 687 |
| #38 | white lightning | 1,013 |
| #548 | wolf mask | 21 |