| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1643 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #1295 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #610 | Instant Karma | 7 |
| #1226 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #944 | bone chips | 1 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #137 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
| #515 | grue egg omelette | 3 |
| #1085 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #1268 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| 🥈 | stick of dynamite | 32,000 |
| #502 | worthless gewgaw | 6 |
| #399 | worthless knick-knack | 14 |
| #645 | worthless trinket | 2 |