| #296 | "DRINK ME" potion | 54 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #794 | 30669 scroll | 3 |
| #770 | 33398 scroll | 8 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #680 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 2 |
| #1776 | 8-ball | 3 |
| #1782 | Angry Farmer candy | 4 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #194 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #500 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #819 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #616 | all-purpose cleaner | 2 |
| #210 | ancient poisoned dart | 4 |
| #581 | ancient protein powder | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #391 | annoying pitchfork | 7 |
| #312 | ant agonist | 8 |
| #267 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #252 | ant pick | 1 |
| #611 | antique greaves | 4 |
| #664 | antique helmet | 3 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #690 | antique spear | 3 |
| #677 | arrrgyle socks | 2 |
| #234 | artisanal limoncello | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #898 | asbestos ore | 3 |
| #558 | asparagus knife | 8 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #176 | backwoods screwdriver | 5 |
| #130 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #764 | bag of Cheat-Os | 3 |
| #858 | baggie of powdered sugar | 8 |
| #1237 | bar skin | 1 |
| #617 | barbed-wire fence | 5 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #457 | bat guano | 16 |
| #387 | bat wing | 31 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #505 | batgut | 35 |
| #170 | beaten-up Chucks | 3 |
| #161 | bed of coals | 5 |
| #625 | beer bomb | 13 |
| #345 | beer bong | 5 |
| #304 | beer helmet | 11 |
| #723 | beer lens | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #680 | bejeweled cufflinks | 4 |
| #314 | bejeweled pledge pin | 12 |
| #270 | big bass drum | 3 |
| #850 | big red clown nose | 2 |
| #726 | bilge wine | 2 |
| #316 | bird rib | 2 |
| #1500 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #578 | black pepper | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #92 | ghost pepper | 1 |
| #156 | rave whistle | 47 |