| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #181 | Gummi-DNA | 6 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1462 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #597 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 2 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #2973 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #818 | clown skin | 1 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #502 | demon skin | 12 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #8 | dirty hobo gloves | 15,786 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #190 | fricasseed brains | 7 |
| #1097 | furry fur | 10 |
| #2420 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #412 | leathery bat skin | 11 |
| #644 | leathery cat skin | 4 |
| #512 | leathery rat skin | 2 |
| #33 | mutant cactus bud | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3329 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #738 | personal massager | 1 |
| #1049 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 2 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #5703 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #5251 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #4520 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #4276 | stuffed astral badger | 9 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6163 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5818 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6322 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #5337 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #5785 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5597 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #4579 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4242 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4896 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #2300 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1921 | unstable DNA | 7 |
| #180 | yak skin | 6 |