| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #180 | Gummi-DNA | 6 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1464 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #597 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 2 |
| #7452 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #816 | clown skin | 1 |
| #1978 | club necklace | 3 |
| #502 | demon skin | 12 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #8 | dirty hobo gloves | 15,786 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #190 | fricasseed brains | 7 |
| #1097 | furry fur | 10 |
| #2418 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1885 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #413 | leathery bat skin | 11 |
| #645 | leathery cat skin | 4 |
| #514 | leathery rat skin | 2 |
| #32 | mutant cactus bud | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #739 | personal massager | 1 |
| #1050 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 2 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2767 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3650 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #5713 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #5266 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #4527 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #4283 | stuffed astral badger | 9 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6179 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5826 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6333 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #5346 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #5798 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5606 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #4590 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4253 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4903 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #2299 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1920 | unstable DNA | 7 |
| #182 | yak skin | 6 |