| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #415 | Crimbo fudge | 27 |
| #2123 | Crimbuck | 27 |
| #696 | FDKOL commendation | 27 |
| #521 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #70 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 27 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #23 | alien force field disruptor bean | 27 |
| #56 | antique spyglass | 1 |
| #79 | baconstone | 80 |
| #3070 | box of sunshine | 27 |
| #40 | bunch of sea grapes | 16 |
| #110 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #64 | chocolate disco ball | 27 |
| #224 | chocolate filthy lucre | 27 |
| #61 | chocolate pasta spoon | 27 |
| #61 | chocolate saucepan | 27 |
| #57 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 27 |
| #62 | chocolate stolen accordion | 27 |
| #55 | chocolate turtle totem | 27 |
| #74 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 27 |
| #362 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| 🥉 | cursed chocolate doubloon | 1,111 |
| #26 | cursed cutlass | 2 |
| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| 🥈 | cursed pirate cutlass | 2 |
| 🥇 | cursed swash buckle | 3 |
| 🥇 | cursed tricorn hat | 2 |
| 🥈 | cyan seashell | 8,192 |
| #32 | dead guy's memento | 1 |
| #189 | dense meat stack | 3,774 |
| #265 | eldritch effluvium | 27 |
| #233 | fudge lily | 27 |
| #1159 | fudgecule | 27 |
| 🥉 | grain of sand | 131,072 |
| 🥉 | gray seashell | 8,192 |
| 🥉 | green seashell | 8,192 |
| #78 | hamethyst | 80 |
| #6 | hibernating Grimstone Golem | 1 |
| #111 | hobo nickel | 2,727 |
| #4 | kelp | 8,192 |
| 🥇 | lucky rabbitfish fin | 4,096 |
| #4 | magenta seashell | 8,192 |
| #27 | ornamental sextant | 1 |
| #1884 | phish stick | 2 |
| 🥈 | piece of after eight | 4,444 |
| 🥉 | piece of coral | 2,048 |
| #4 | piece of driftwood | 256 |
| 🥉 | pixel energy tank | 27 |
| #70 | porquoise | 80 |
| #112 | rusty compass | 1 |
| #37 | rusty old lantern | 1 |
| 🥇 | spearfish fishing spear | 4,096 |
| #1408 | stuffed Meat | 27 |
| #92 | viral DNA | 27 |
| 🥇 | waders | 4,096 |
| #5 | yellow seashell | 8,192 |