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\nConcrete is the traditional gift for fifth anniversaries, because after five years you're definitely hardened, smooth, and in for the long haul. Happy anniversary, and you're starting to scare us!","hat","concrete fedorae",{"_16":64,"_18":74,"_20":75},286,{"_22":76,"_11":77,"_25":78,"_27":79,"_29":80,"_31":81,"_33":32,"_34":82,"_36":82,"_37":35,"_38":35,"_39":35,"_40":35,"_41":35,"_42":35,"_43":17,"_44":35,"_45":83,"_47":84,"_48":35,"_49":35,"_50":85,"_51":35,"_52":35},2123,"eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest","darkvest",591323065,"This is the best vest ever! But you hate it. It keeps you warm, which makes you very happy. But it has no sleeves, so your arms are still cold, which fills you with crippling depression. It's really soft, though, which makes you feel awesome! But the softness reminds you of how hard life is, which makes you feel really sad.","shirt",true,95,90,"eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vests",{"_16":17,"_18":87,"_20":88},8977,{"_22":89,"_11":90,"_25":91,"_27":92,"_29":93,"_31":61,"_33":32,"_34":82,"_36":82,"_37":35,"_38":82,"_39":35,"_40":35,"_41":35,"_42":35,"_43":17,"_44":35,"_45":62,"_47":62,"_48":35,"_49":35,"_50":-5,"_51":35,"_52":35},1981,"stuffed astral badger","stuffbadger",832640021,"This is a cute plush version of an astral badger. It's suitable for dancing, hugging, and if you're a prosecuting attorney, throwing at recalcitrant witnesses.",{"_16":17,"_18":95,"_20":96},8834,{"_22":97,"_11":98,"_25":99,"_27":100,"_29":101,"_31":61,"_33":32,"_34":82,"_36":82,"_37":35,"_38":82,"_39":35,"_40":35,"_41":35,"_42":35,"_43":17,"_44":35,"_45":62,"_47":62,"_48":35,"_49":35,"_50":-5,"_51":35,"_52":35},1974,"stuffed cocoabo","stuffcocoa",199200449,"This is an adorable stuffed cocoabo. When you squeeze it, it makes a little 'kweh!' noise. OMG KAWAIIIIII ^___^",{"_16":17,"_18":103,"_20":104},8927,{"_22":105,"_11":106,"_25":107,"_27":108,"_29":109,"_31":61,"_33":32,"_34":82,"_36":82,"_37":35,"_38":82,"_39":35,"_40":35,"_41":35,"_42":35,"_43":17,"_44":35,"_45":62,"_47":62,"_48":35,"_49":35,"_50":110,"_51":35,"_52":35},1976,"stuffed flaming gravy fairy","stufffairy",905130676,"This gravy fairy isn't actually on fire -- on the expert advice of our crack legal team -- but it is decidedly limp-wristed. If you want to set it on fire, we won't stop you, but do so at your own risk.","stuffed flaming gravy fairies",{"_16":17,"_18":112,"_20":113},8806,{"_22":114,"_11":115,"_25":116,"_27":117,"_29":118,"_31":61,"_33":32,"_34":82,"_36":82,"_37":35,"_38":82,"_39":35,"_40":35,"_41":35,"_42":35,"_43":17,"_44":35,"_45":62,"_47":62,"_48":35,"_49":35,"_50":-5,"_51":35,"_52":35},1984,"stuffed snowy owl","stuffowl",794380740,"\"Hey, Mr. Owl, would you like another lollipop?\"

\n\"No thanks, I'm stuffed.\"

\nGet it? Stuffed! Ah, well. This is a stuffed snowy owl. Er, of the plush variety, not the taxidermy variety. Rumor has it that if you keep it in your inventory long enough, the owl will turn into a stuffed Knob Goblin King. The rumor, in this case, being entirely false. No, seriously.",{"_16":17,"_18":120,"_20":121},8894,{"_22":122,"_11":123,"_25":124,"_27":125,"_29":126,"_31":61,"_33":32,"_34":82,"_36":82,"_37":35,"_38":82,"_39":35,"_40":35,"_41":35,"_42":35,"_43":17,"_44":35,"_45":62,"_47":62,"_48":35,"_49":35,"_50":-5,"_51":35,"_52":35},1987,"stuffed undead elbow macaroni","stuffelbow",139976311,"This is a cute plush undead elbow macaroni. I guess. I mean, it could also be a poorly-defined snake. I'm pretty sure it's macaroni, though.\n",{"_16":17,"_18":128,"_20":129},3991,{"_22":130,"_11":131,"_25":132,"_27":133,"_29":134,"_31":135,"_33":32,"_34":82,"_36":82,"_37":35,"_38":35,"_39":35,"_40":35,"_41":35,"_42":35,"_43":17,"_44":35,"_45":136,"_47":62,"_48":35,"_49":35,"_50":137,"_51":35,"_52":35},2886,"tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf","fig2_15",603455343,"This tiny plastic figurine is sure to dwarf the others in your collection -- it's not quite to scale, but it's still pretty tall. It looks ready to forge a tiny plastic ring of power in its tiny plastic halls of stone.

The bottom of the base reads \"Series 2, 15/64 (C).\"","acc",30,"tiny plastic 7-foot dwarves",{"_16":17,"_18":139,"_20":140},3945,{"_22":141,"_11":142,"_25":143,"_27":144,"_29":145,"_31":135,"_33":32,"_34":82,"_36":82,"_37":35,"_38":35,"_39":35,"_40":35,"_41":35,"_42":35,"_43":17,"_44":35,"_45":136,"_47":62,"_48":35,"_49":35,"_50":146,"_51":35,"_52":35},2932,"tiny plastic Black Knight","fig2_61",468630833,"This is a tiny plastic statue of everyone's favorite jive-talking horseman, the Black Knight. Damn, Gina -- this joke so tired!

The bottom of the base reads \"Series 2, 61/64 (C).\"","tiny plastic Black Knights",{"_16":17,"_18":148,"_20":149},825,{"_22":150,"_11":151,"_25":152,"_27":153,"_29":154,"_31":135,"_33":32,"_34":82,"_36":82,"_37":35,"_38":35,"_39":35,"_40":35,"_41":35,"_42":35,"_43":17,"_44":35,"_45":155,"_47":62,"_48":35,"_49":35,"_50":-5,"_51":35,"_52":35},7274,"tiny plastic Duke Starkiller","tpguy",112159313,"This is a little statue of Duke Starkiller, one of the heroes of the Five Factions War. He's in his full \"space wizard\" black getup, ready to blast someone with his light saver. They even made his robot hand removable, so you can re-enact the scene where Death McDaddySire cuts it off!

Apparently in the Space Battles Saga, dismemberment is just another way to say \"I love you.\" Or possibly \"I know.\"

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Rank	Item	Quantity
#320	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#286	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	2
#8977	stuffed astral badger	1
#8834	stuffed cocoabo	1
#8927	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	1
#8806	stuffed snowy owl	1
#8894	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	1
#3991	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#3945	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#825	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	1