| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #1376 | CRIMBCO scrip | 15 |
| #1421 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #506 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #1014 | Crimbuck | 617 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #48 | Dust bunny | 140 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #1154 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #24 | asbestos crossbow string | 16 |
| #24 | asbestos stick | 23 |
| #28 | asbestos sword hilt | 22 |
| #3163 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1102 | blood flower | 3 |
| #44 | bloody beer | 2,080 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #50 | chakra sludge | 24 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #394 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 4 |
| #20 | chrome crossbow string | 22 |
| #28 | chrome stick | 13 |
| #26 | chrome sword hilt | 17 |
| #392 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1875 | elven cellocello | 6 |
| #299 | empty agua de vida bottle | 701 |
| #420 | fudgecule | 2,747 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #1253 | herringcello | 15 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #18 | linoleum crossbow string | 27 |
| #22 | linoleum stick | 11 |
| #19 | linoleum sword hilt | 19 |
| #517 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 2 |
| #335 | magical pony: Pearjack | 4 |
| #326 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #393 | mummy costume | 15 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #108 | negative lump | 1,138 |
| #597 | paperclip | 57 |
| #1397 | penguin focaccia bread | 12 |
| #9 | pile of useless robot parts | 185 |
| #488 | pumpkinhead mask | 13 |
| #75 | silent F | 1 |
| #121 | silent I | 4 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #189 | silent O | 2 |
| #124 | silent P | 4 |
| #28 | silent U | 3 |
| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| #106 | silent X | 3 |
| #122 | sneaky wrapping paper | 9 |
| #332 | spooky bark | 42 |
| #304 | spooky sap | 29 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1003 | stringy sinew | 8 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #532 | wolfman mask | 11 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |