Caelayn

RankItemQuantity
#615Bash-Ōs boxtop1
#1084Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet23
#263Mae West with a fly in it1
#887Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#121Staff of the Soupbone1
#37The Lost Glasses3
#549Thwaitgold firefly statuette8
#1802Thwaitgold maggot statuette1
#625Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette1
#327Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette17
#1149adorable seal larva2
#2859badass belt16
#135beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar4
#199blended frozen swill with a fly in it1
#249calle de miel with a fly in it1
#237mandarina colada with a fly in it1
#9old school calculator watch620
#237perpendicular hula with a fly in it1
#246prussian cathouse with a fly in it1
#182rockin' wagon with a fly in it1
#2957shiny ring1
#238slap and tickle with a fly in it1
#8941stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#1754stuffed Meat17
#7021stuffed flaming gravy fairy3
#8971stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#952stuffed ghuol whelp1
#8978stuffed hand turkey1
#746stuffed martini10
#8912stuffed mind flayer1
#1534stuffed mink22
#2156stuffed monocle10
#1715stuffed ninja snowman1
#142stuffed porpoise1
#8940stuffed scary death orb1
#8960stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#8803stuffed snowy owl1
#8882stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#3043stuffed spooky mushroom1
#8880stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#1903stuffed teddy butler14
#1763stuffed tin of caviar17
#8893stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#110stuffed walrus2
#777stuffed zmobie1
#224tangarita with a fly in it1
#1821vertebra of the Bonerdagon1

Wow, that's 819 items total!

what items are this player missing?