CowLover

RankItemQuantity
#473'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign3
#256A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 31
#27Ax of L'rose1
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#310C.H.U.M. knife3
#212Frosty's carrot1
#848Maxing, Relaxing1
#462Mr. Joe's bangles2
#196Ol' Scratch's ol' britches1
#733Spooky Surprise Egg5
#627Summer Nights2
#984Warm Subject gift certificate3
#381Wolfman Nardz2
#17Zombo's empty eye1
#549ancient vinyl coin purse2
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#961barbed-wire fence1
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#526black pension check2
#380black picnic basket2
#160blue plastic baby2
#269bottle of sewage schnapps23
#570bowl of fishysoisse1
#136brick250
#210chocolate-frosted king cake10
#904club necklace8
#360corncob pipe3
#597cup of infinite pencils1
#305decaying goldfish liver16
#562frigid air mattress1
#519frozen banquet3
#285gator skin23
#2812gingerbread mutant bugbear1
#729lewd playing card2
#331lucky bottlecap4
#404mulled cider2
#340mummy costume18
#490old coin purse5
#492old leather wallet5
#805pack of KWE trading card4
#583panhandle panhandling hat1
#339pumpkinhead mask20
#1103rubber WWBD? bracelet7
#862rubber WWSPD? bracelet9
#825rubber WWtNSD? bracelet9
#145sewer nuggets232
#335sleazy bindle2
#905spade necklace8
#540spooky bark18
#493stinkin' bindle1
#2787stuffed Baron von Ratsworth3
#2297stuffed Cheshire bitten21
#2884stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech16
#5stuffed angry cow7,932
#495stuffed can of asparagus9
#1084stuffed cocoabo44
#651stuffed dodecapede4
#654stuffed frozen gravy fairy72
#2981stuffed gray blob1
#408stuffed hand turkey97
#244stuffed mind flayer140
#2884stuffed mink2
#3113stuffed monocle1
#395stuffed ninja snowman11
#595stuffed scary death orb77
#1844stuffed sleazy gravy fairy28
#1765stuffed spooky gravy fairy29
#710stuffed stinky gravy fairy65
#3136stuffed teddy butler1
#2706stuffed treasure chest1
#1531stuffed undead elbow macaroni34
#226stuffed yo-yo3
#777stuffed zmobie1
#205tiny plastic cubist bull29
#370wolfman mask17

Wow, that's 9,365 items total!

what items are this player missing?