| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #682 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 2 |
| #1777 | 8-ball | 3 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #925 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #823 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #995 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #564 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 5 |
| #770 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #630 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #956 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #226 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 3 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1006 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #2027 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 9 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #780 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #2348 | Rock Pops | 4 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #237 | WA | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #486 | all-purpose cleaner | 5 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #1252 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 2 |
| #556 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 3 |
| #637 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #895 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #905 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #698 | asbestos ore | 6 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #829 | bag of Cheat-Os | 2 |
| #727 | banana | 4 |
| #1234 | bar skin | 1 |
| #1262 | barrrnacle | 6 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #463 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 2 |
| #322 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 2 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #1103 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #894 | bugbear bungguard | 2 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1758 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #391 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #895 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #229 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #791 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #782 | linoleum ore | 2 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1188 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1085 | original G | 2 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1076 | penguin skin | 4 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1173 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1131 | red plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #889 | ridiculously huge sword | 3 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #963 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2689 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3333 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #4848 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3303 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #857 | valuable trinket | 73 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #853 | white sword | 1 |
| #354 | yak skin | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1583 | yeti fur | 4 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |