| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #1432 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #680 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 2 |
| #1775 | 8-ball | 3 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #821 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #993 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1847 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #564 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 5 |
| #769 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #627 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #955 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #227 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 3 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #994 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1005 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #2028 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 9 |
| #791 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #778 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #2348 | Rock Pops | 4 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #236 | WA | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #486 | all-purpose cleaner | 5 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #1253 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 2 |
| #555 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 3 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #2950 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #693 | asbestos ore | 6 |
| #1078 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #830 | bag of Cheat-Os | 2 |
| #727 | banana | 4 |
| #1236 | bar skin | 1 |
| #1260 | barrrnacle | 6 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #462 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 2 |
| #322 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 2 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #895 | bugbear bungguard | 2 |
| #1108 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #780 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #228 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #855 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #999 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #789 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #778 | linoleum ore | 2 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1187 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #857 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1085 | original G | 2 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1074 | penguin skin | 4 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #287 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #160 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #210 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1171 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1131 | red plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #890 | ridiculously huge sword | 3 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #965 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #6212 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #2754 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4887 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6225 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6143 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6062 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3296 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #857 | valuable trinket | 73 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #355 | yak skin | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1583 | yeti fur | 4 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |