| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #8 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #755 | Ent cider | 5 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #1232 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #1174 | baconstone | 6 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4136 | candy cane | 2 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #46 | dense meat stack | 431,818 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1568 | ghost cucumber | 5 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #38 | grass blade | 4 |
| #38 | grass hat | 4 |
| #41 | grass skirt | 4 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #126 | iron pasta spoon | 71 |
| #53 | kneecapping stick | 318 |
| #330 | mafia aria | 78 |
| #666 | martini | 1 |
| #27 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 3 |
| #392 | oriole-feather headdress | 3 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #226 | severed rocking horse head | 2 |
| #13 | small Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #541 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #134 | support cummerbund | 68 |
| #1003 | teddy bear | 5 |
| #603 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #25 | time sword | 2 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #4312 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #1810 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4040 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #193 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #1091 | vinegar | 16 |
| #124 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |
| #556 | zombie pineal gland | 9 |