| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #9 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #755 | Ent cider | 5 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #1230 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #1170 | baconstone | 6 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #47 | dense meat stack | 431,818 |
| #1623 | dill | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1566 | ghost cucumber | 5 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #38 | grass blade | 4 |
| #38 | grass hat | 4 |
| #41 | grass skirt | 4 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #125 | iron pasta spoon | 71 |
| #51 | kneecapping stick | 318 |
| #331 | mafia aria | 78 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #27 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 3 |
| #392 | oriole-feather headdress | 3 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #227 | severed rocking horse head | 2 |
| #13 | small Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #539 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #133 | support cummerbund | 68 |
| #1003 | teddy bear | 5 |
| #602 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #27 | time sword | 2 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #194 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #1091 | vinegar | 16 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |
| #554 | zombie pineal gland | 9 |