| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #1561 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 2 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #516 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 3 |
| #110 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 14 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1623 | bottle of goofballs | 14 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #6254 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |