| #190 | CRIMBCO mug | 83 |
| #641 | CRIMBCO scrip | 240 |
| #329 | CRIMBCO wine | 23 |
| #2126 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #1270 | Crimbo fudge | 2 |
| #1095 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 4 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3104 | Crimbuck | 2 |
| #2737 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #813 | M-242 | 5 |
| #566 | NPZR chemistry set | 2 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #350 | foam noodle | 2 |
| #491 | hideous egg | 3 |
| #411 | inflatable duck | 2 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #759 | shredded hellseal hide | 1 |
| #760 | snake | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #761 | sparkler | 5 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #748 | torn hellseal sinew | 1 |
| #5 | turtle pheromones | 9,001 |
| #654 | wad of cotton | 3 |
| #330 | water wings | 2 |