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\nWell that's handy, depending on how many bars and restaurants are participating. Oh, and if anyone questions your age, you can just stun them with a lightning bolt.",{"_16":17,"_18":17,"_19":64},{"_21":65,"_11":66,"_24":67,"_26":68,"_28":69,"_30":31,"_32":33,"_34":35,"_36":35,"_37":35,"_38":35,"_39":35,"_40":35,"_41":35,"_42":35,"_43":17,"_44":35,"_45":46,"_47":48,"_49":35,"_50":35,"_51":-5,"_53":35,"_54":35},3505,"LWA ring","rankring2",616784691,"This is a big engraved ring, sort of like a high school class ring, but with more bats and skulls (or at least, more than my class ring had. I don't know where you went to school). If you squint, you can make out \"Loathing Witches Assoc.\" engraved amongst all the occult symbols.",{"_16":17,"_18":71,"_19":72},690,{"_21":73,"_11":74,"_24":75,"_26":76,"_28":77,"_30":78,"_32":33,"_34":35,"_36":79,"_37":35,"_38":35,"_39":35,"_40":35,"_41":35,"_42":35,"_43":17,"_44":35,"_45":46,"_47":48,"_49":35,"_50":35,"_51":-5,"_53":35,"_54":35},3500,"beholed bedsheet","holysheet",652790607,"Behold! This is a white bedsheet with some holes cut into it (or possibly, out of it) in classic Halloween Ghost fashion. Don't let mom find out that you've taken a scissors to her best linens, or a rock won't be the worst thing you get for Halloween.","hat",true,{"_16":56,"_18":81,"_19":82},2365,{"_21":83,"_11":84,"_24":85,"_26":86,"_28":87,"_30":88,"_32":33,"_34":79,"_36":79,"_37":35,"_38":35,"_39":35,"_40":35,"_41":79,"_42":35,"_43":17,"_44":35,"_45":89,"_47":46,"_49":35,"_50":35,"_51":90,"_53":35,"_54":35},932,"eggnog","coffeecup",246426544,"This is a cup of eggnog. It's slimy, sickeningly sweet, and a disturbing shade of beige. \n

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\nNow that I think about it, that's basically what a witch is, isn't it?","nameChanges",[],"sort","totalItems","actionData","errors"]

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🥈	LARP membership card	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#2365	eggnog	2
#377	fancy canapés	1
#398	giant glass of brandy	1
#3941	gingerbread bugbear	1
#3809	gingerbread horror	1
#1883	gingerbread mutant bugbear	3
#691	invisible bag	1
#721	irradiated candy cane	6
#1616	oozenog	3
#360	thermos of brew	1
#615	witch hat	1