| #344 | 1-ball | 15 |
| #397 | 9-ball | 2 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #154 | big bundle of chamoix | 1 |
| #624 | bone chips | 13 |
| #214 | bottle of pirate juice | 4 |
| #4 | bottled swamp gas | 283 |
| #109 | brains casserole | 4 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #61 | disposable instant camera | 4 |
| #124 | duonoculars | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #100 | gas balloon | 121 |
| #5 | gas can | 2,098 |
| #261 | government cheese | 1 |
| #91 | government-issue identification badge | 1 |
| #150 | hill of beans | 200 |
| #293 | jar of swamp gas | 192 |
| #518 | meat vortex | 45 |
| #78 | oil cap | 1 |
| #72 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #109 | powdered organs | 37 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #257 | ruby W | 68 |
| #171 | sewer wad | 15 |
| #145 | spice melange | 1 |
| #7000 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #6928 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #7760 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7017 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #7012 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #7865 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #7879 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #7829 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #7788 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #18 | tainted seal's blood | 24 |
| #366 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 2 |
| #1424 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 5 |
| #53 | topiary nugglet | 80 |