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\n* - Depends on user's definition of \"useful.\"
\n** - Calculations were double-checked by several Attention Deficit Demons.
\n*** - Depends on user's definition of \"best.\" May vary from dictionary definition.
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\nAs well as either liver failure, a coronary infarction, or both. Happy Crimbo!","use","Tins of Uncle Crimbo's Rations",{"_16":67,"_18":68,"_20":69},7,924,{"_22":70,"_11":71,"_25":72,"_27":73,"_29":74,"_31":75,"_33":34,"_35":38,"_37":38,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":17,"_46":36,"_47":76,"_49":48,"_50":36,"_51":36,"_52":-5,"_54":36,"_55":36},3639,"blob-shaped Crimbo cookie","blobcookie",508506361,"This apparently used to be a festively-shaped Crimbo cookie, but it's no longer at all clear what it was supposed to be shaped like, since it got melted by some source of extreme heat. Interestingly, the glaze on it has hardened into actual glass.","food",50,{"_16":78,"_18":79,"_20":80},59,613,{"_22":81,"_11":82,"_25":83,"_27":84,"_29":85,"_31":75,"_33":83,"_35":38,"_37":38,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":17,"_46":36,"_47":17,"_49":48,"_50":36,"_51":36,"_52":86,"_54":36,"_55":36},3283,"delicious salad","salad",599355193,"This is a bowl of salad. Could it be any funnier? No!","bowls of delicious salad",{"_16":17,"_18":88,"_20":89},551,{"_22":90,"_11":91,"_25":92,"_27":93,"_29":94,"_31":32,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":38,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":17,"_46":36,"_47":95,"_49":48,"_50":36,"_51":36,"_52":96,"_54":36,"_55":36},766,"ghost pickle on a stick","familiar19",945074985,"This is the ghost of a pickle on a stick. Er, I should rephrase that. It's the ghost of a pickle, AND it's on a stick. The stick wasn't part of the pre-ghost pickle.\n

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Rank	Item	Quantity
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#613	delicious salad	59
#551	ghost pickle on a stick	1
#224	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#1886	irradiated candy cane	3
#410	oozenog	8
#1405	possessed top	3
#1079	pulsing flesh	3
#1450	rigid carapace	2
#295	throbbing rage gland	1
#1443	twitching claw	2
#1919	unstable DNA	7
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1