| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #457 | CRIMBCO scrip | 560 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #133 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #463 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 2 |
| #162 | Knob pasty | 3 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1147 | banana | 1 |
| #1425 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #634 | black pudding | 1 |
| #2625 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #6256 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #144 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #1883 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #109 | mole molé | 1 |
| #1339 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #523 | personalized birthday cake | 3 |
| #185 | sinister altar fragment | 2 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #7011 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #7825 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7693 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #5816 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #6372 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7823 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |