| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #231 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #649 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 6 |
| #1198 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
| #932 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1923 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #4672 | box of sunshine | 9 |
| #1624 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #2515 | handful of confetti | 11 |
| #179 | meat paste | 1,000 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |