| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #594 | Crimboween memo | 18 |
| #3209 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1106 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #656 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 26 |
| #265 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 14 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1454 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2730 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #476 | broken cellular phone | 4 |
| #343 | can of Binarrrca | 29 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #935 | pants of the Slug Lord | 3 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8126 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4476 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4494 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8150 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8126 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8066 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8134 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #373 | tortoise's blessing | 5 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |