| #71 | Affirmation Cookie | 1 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #232 | Crimbo salad | 5 |
| #460 | FDKOL hotcakes | 2 |
| #18 | LT&T telegraph office deed | 1 |
| #117 | Swizzler | 128 |
| #77 | This Charming Flan | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #28 | acceptable bagel | 100 |
| #137 | angst burger | 1 |
| #20 | artisanal homebrew sampler | 1 |
| #185 | bag of QWOP | 3 |
| #73 | bishop cookie | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #2626 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #69 | blunt cat claw | 1 |
| #58 | bowl of eyeballs | 4 |
| #44 | bowl of mummy guts | 7 |
| #52 | browser cookie | 4 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #34 | candied sweet potatoes | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #26 | carrot cake | 6 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #105 | cold mashed potatoes | 1 |
| #20 | cool cat claw | 11 |
| #14 | cupcake-in-a-cup | 30 |
| #109 | dead lights pie | 1 |
| #86 | deviled egg | 2 |
| #47 | gallon of milk | 1 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #132 | gnatloaf casserole | 1 |
| #101 | green hamhock | 1 |
| #153 | hamburger | 2 |
| #223 | hamlet sandwich | 2 |
| #29 | hardboiled egg | 6 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #57 | jumping horseradish | 4 |
| #634 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #29 | mince pie | 2 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #118 | plain bagel | 1 |
| #651 | quantum taco | 6 |
| #57 | raw bread | 1 |
| #59 | raw green beans | 1 |
| #62 | raw mincemeat | 1 |
| #68 | raw potato | 1 |
| #57 | raw turkey | 1 |
| #826 | roasted marshmallow | 19 |
| #73 | rook cookie | 1 |
| #25 | rotting beefsteak | 18 |
| #308 | s'more | 16 |
| #19 | silent A | 5 |
| #85 | silent H | 2 |
| #121 | silent I | 4 |
| #67 | silent J | 5 |
| #58 | silent L | 4 |
| #147 | silent M | 2 |
| #54 | silent O | 13 |
| #142 | silent P | 3 |
| #47 | silent Q | 2 |
| #73 | silent V | 1 |
| #34 | silent X | 13 |
| #22 | silent Y | 6 |
| #44 | silent Z | 4 |
| #133 | slice of pizza | 14 |
| #345 | slimy sweetbreads | 10 |
| #101 | snow berries | 1 |
| #63 | snow crab | 2 |
| #33 | spiritual fruitcake | 5 |
| #39 | spiritual gingerbread | 5 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #67 | tobiko pocky | 2 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #109 | whole turkey leg | 1 |