| #222 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 10 |
| 🥉 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 2,005 |
| #350 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 128 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #301 | bag of Cheat-Os | 31 |
| #376 | black-and-blue light | 129 |
| #508 | blue plasma ball | 55 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #404 | cheap studded belt | 91 |
| #309 | crazy little Turkish delight | 39 |
| #540 | flavored foot massage oil | 34 |
| #568 | foam dart | 28 |
| 🥉 | green balloon | 23,590 |
| #120 | handful of hand chalk | 508 |
| #382 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 8 |
| #400 | personal massager | 38 |
| #679 | personalized coffee mug | 33 |
| #716 | pool cue | 4 |
| #238 | ram horns | 14 |
| #318 | ram stick | 7 |
| #255 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 31 |
| #117 | skeleton key | 98 |
| #372 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 103 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #901 | toast | 748 |
| #73 | white balloon | 1,002 |
| #742 | yeti fur | 77 |