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| #1776 | 8-ball | 3 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #634 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 2 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #515 | Hippy Army MPE | 2 |
| #94 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #943 | Knob Goblin love potion | 2 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #699 | Mad Train wine | 89 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #1188 | Valentine | 10 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #509 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #668 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #108 | black velvet box | 6 |
| #388 | bloody beer | 25 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #2369 | brick | 2 |
| #436 | brick of sand | 1 |
| #839 | can of Red Minotaur | 2 |
| #534 | clay peace-sign bead | 2 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #578 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #508 | divine blowout | 2 |
| #474 | divine can of silly string | 3 |
| #411 | divine champagne popper | 2 |
| #502 | divine noisemaker | 2 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #370 | fake blood | 3 |
| #1812 | fake fake vomit | 2 |
| #1343 | fire | 2 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #389 | green beer | 35 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #504 | happiness | 2 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #1293 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 10 |
| #487 | marshmallow | 21 |
| #10 | miniature coffin | 20 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #148 | purple glowstick | 11 |
| #485 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
| #766 | roasted marshmallow | 20 |
| #1171 | roll of toilet paper | 30 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1383 | rubber emo roe | 9 |
| #378 | scented massage oil | 3 |
| #597 | sleeping snowy owl | 4 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #1973 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1085 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #1610 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 31 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #488 | tip jar | 1 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #148 | unlocked meat locker | 1 |
| #206 | vampire collar | 10 |
| #507 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #65 | worn tophat | 62 |
| #1380 | yellow candy heart | 1 |