Igneousnoodles

RankItemQuantity
#650A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes1
#27Ax of L'rose1
#81BRICKO brick5,669
#260BRICKO eye brick80
#88Choker of the Ultragoth1
#491Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket1
#481Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket1
#440General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket1
#1461Imp Ale13
#6Junior Adventurer's merit badge1
#90Lobster qua Grill2
#476Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket1
#6STYX deodorant body spray1
#98Supernova Champagne100
#938Tales from the Fireside1
🥈Underworld acorn1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#643asshat1
#799astral mushroom5
#1017bat wing1
#510bejeweled cufflinks7
#74bishop cookie1
#918black-and-blue light1
#665bone rattle1
#670bottle of antifreeze1
#864bottle of goofballs30
#3981box of sunshine14
#94bucket of honey44
#597coffin lid1
🥉control crystal1
#47croquet hedgehog2
#432cursed voodoo skull1
#1292dead guy's watch1
#41delicious comfit?4
#507depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick1
#1595diamond necklace4
#70dragon snaps66
#229eXtreme nose ring1
#66elephant stinger16
#77eye of the Tiger-lily14
#1635fancy chocolate car5
#656fancy opera glasses4
#857giant designer sunglasses2
#78giant stuffed bugbear1
#134glacial sapphire6
#152glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub1
#1169goth kid t-shirt1
#870guitar pick1
#454heavy metal sonata1
#541heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr1
#1370incredibly creepy marionette1
#62king cookie4
#54knight cookie2
#98miniature stuffed Goth Giant6
#1890oyster basket1
#477papaya slung2
#333pocketwatch on a chain8
#81powdered donut47
#80powdered wig11
#18rabbit punch21
#647rum and cola1
#347rusty bonesaw1
#667salty dog3
#623salty slug1
#589screwdriver1
#52sea avocado11
#69sea carrot7
#69sea cucumber7
#56sea honeydew8
#56sea lychee7
#72sea radish6
#103seaode4
#99slab of sponge5
#120slug of rum9
#125slug of shochu6
#57snapdragon pistil16
#1458stuffed Baron von Ratsworth24
#84stuffed Hodgman3
#1851stuffed Meat15
#1830stuffed alien blob3
#232stuffed can of asparagus58
#26stuffed carpenter10
#162stuffed caterpillar1
#173stuffed dodecapede48
#37stuffed dodo10
#1170stuffed doppelshifter8
#324stuffed ghuol whelp4
#2145stuffed gray blob3
#1314stuffed key27
#2005stuffed mink12
#2083stuffed monocle11
#146stuffed ninja snowman51
#20stuffed pocketwatch20
#64stuffed porpoise3
#83stuffed sabre-toothed lime1
#36stuffed spooky mushroom201
#83stuffed stab bat4
#1762stuffed teddy butler17
#2026stuffed tin of caviar12
#1309stuffed treasure chest27
🥈stuffed walrus501
#174stuffed yo-yo4
#246stuffed zmobie5
#55tangarita16
#25tequila sunset72
#349tequila with training wheels1
#6tin rations3
#135toy maglev monorail10
#8trusty torch1
#515vodka and cranberry2
#519vorpal blade6
#411whiskey and soda1
#388whiskey sour4
#569white Canadian3
#5white-label gin3
#279yellow brick road2

Wow, that's 7,520 items total!

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