Queen Spork

RankItemQuantity
#4black belt627
#711black paisley oyster egg7
#257black plastic oyster egg17
#1001black polka-dot oyster egg4
#1166black striped oyster egg4
#811blue paisley oyster egg5
#1032blue plastic oyster egg4
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#11buffalo blade39
#76half-rotten brain15
#1486lavender paisley oyster egg2
#556lavender plastic oyster egg7
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#609lavender striped oyster egg4
#756mauve plastic oyster egg5
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#673mauve striped oyster egg6
#1123off-white plastic oyster egg4
#338off-white polka-dot oyster egg10
#761off-white striped oyster egg3
#1287puce paisley oyster egg2
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1514red paisley oyster egg2
#599red plastic oyster egg8
#80red polka-dot oyster egg27
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#24spork746
#6296stuffed Cheshire bitten4
#5739stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech5
#4525stuffed angry cow8
#6396stuffed astral badger4
#5285stuffed baby gravy fairy6
#4810stuffed cocoabo7
#3201stuffed doppelshifter1
#3097stuffed flaming gravy fairy15
#4597stuffed frozen gravy fairy8
#3820stuffed hand turkey11
#4947stuffed mind flayer7
#5346stuffed scary death orb6
#5797stuffed sleazy gravy fairy5
#3106stuffed snowy owl14
#4590stuffed spooky gravy fairy8
#2369stuffed spooky mushroom2
#6927stuffed stinky gravy fairy3
#4901stuffed undead elbow macaroni7
#3989tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3932tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3938tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3079tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#3874tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3957tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3871tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3894tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#3861tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3870tiny plastic Protagonist1
#2758tiny plastic Spam Witch2
#3062tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#3926tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#3856tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#4021tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#3942tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3977tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3954tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3907tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#3177tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3910tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3936tiny plastic demoninja1
#3876tiny plastic drunk goat1
#3843tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3902tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#2789tiny plastic goth giant2
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#3894tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#3890tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3837tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#3994tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#3850tiny plastic senile lihc1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#3860tiny plastic topiary golem1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3872tiny plastic warwelf1
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3846tiny plastic zmobie1
#10two-handed depthsword66
#662yellow paisley oyster egg4
#682yellow plastic oyster egg9

Wow, that's 1,835 items total!

what items are this player missing?