| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #322 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 8 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #1296 | Time Juice | 1 |
| #2403 | Valentine | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1304 | baconstone | 5 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1041 | hamethyst | 7 |
| #939 | porquoise | 7 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #243 | terrible poem | 3 |