| #60 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 5 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #1251 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1476 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #472 | blue glowstick | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2565 | candy cane | 7 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #2363 | eggnog | 2 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #2002 | gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1293 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #619 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #243 | mauve striped oyster egg | 14 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1173 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1390 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #432 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 8 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #583 | yellow glowstick | 2 |