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Rank	Item	Quantity
#144	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#177	banana	40
#4	bodyslam	1
#477	dense meat stack	100
#572	fancy seashell necklace	1
#18	funky brass fez	42
#2777	golden ring	1
#1455	heart-shaped balloon	1
#115	sausage wonton	1
#709	thin black candle	100
#38	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	170
#1790	turtle totem	1
#1545	unstable laser battery	35