| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #485 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 5 |
| #233 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 10 |
| #769 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #90 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 10 |
| #849 | Time Juice | 7 |
| #86 | cologne of contempt | 5 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #50 | flower petal pie | 16 |
| #11 | magical mystery juice | 20,000 |
| #416 | maple syrup | 10 |
| #131 | ointment of the occult | 10 |
| #233 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 5 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #83 | salamander slurry | 8 |
| #1012 | thin black candle | 30 |
| #275 | tomato juice of powerful power | 5 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |