| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #153 | Sword of Dark Omens | 2 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #288 | awful poetry journal | 500 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #38 | squirming Slime larva | 1 |