| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #24 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #36 | Comma Chameleon egg | 2 |
| #9 | March hat | 3 |
| #70 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #35 | astral badger | 2 |
| #9 | birthday candle | 1 |
| #2374 | brick | 2 |
| #1093 | fake hand | 12 |
| #68 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #13 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 3 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #82 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #7 | present | 1 |
| #393 | radio button candy | 2 |
| #7 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 553 |
| #22 | unwound cymbal-playing monkey | 1 |
Wow, that's 589 items total!
what items are this player missing?