| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #377 | Crimbuck | 2,662 |
| #1582 | awful poetry journal | 4 |
| #126 | bejeweled accordion strap | 2 |
| #1250 | box of sunshine | 165 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1362 | disco ball | 5 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #441 | hypodermic needle | 3 |
| #125 | nurse's hat | 1 |
| #1011 | original G | 4 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #16 | star stiletto | 16 |
| #2705 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #328 | tap shoes | 3 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #2355 | valuable trinket | 2 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #27 | vinyl boots | 1 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
Wow, that's 2,880 items total!
what items are this player missing?