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| #14 | Frost™ brand sword | 20 |
| #176 | Hippy Army MPE | 52 |
| #676 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 12 |
| #96 | Monstar energy beverage | 127 |
| #20 | Mountain Stream soda | 8,132 |
| #1013 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 4 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #624 | awful poetry journal | 102 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #685 | black-and-blue light | 16 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #713 | blue plasma ball | 12 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #90 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 2 |
| #698 | cheap studded belt | 7 |
| #410 | disturbing fanfic | 321 |
| #1946 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #162 | fancy seashell necklace | 146 |
| #656 | flavored foot massage oil | 12 |
| #654 | foam dart | 11 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #695 | personal massager | 2 |
| #763 | personalized coffee mug | 18 |
| #229 | plain brown wrapper | 2 |
| #599 | plot hole | 86 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #699 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 6 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2067 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #1500 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2188 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2183 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #6181 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #130 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 105 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |