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| #14 | Frost™ brand sword | 20 |
| #176 | Hippy Army MPE | 52 |
| #675 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 12 |
| #96 | Monstar energy beverage | 127 |
| #20 | Mountain Stream soda | 8,132 |
| #1013 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 4 |
| #1883 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #623 | awful poetry journal | 102 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #684 | black-and-blue light | 16 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #712 | blue plasma ball | 12 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #90 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 2 |
| #696 | cheap studded belt | 7 |
| #410 | disturbing fanfic | 321 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #162 | fancy seashell necklace | 146 |
| #655 | flavored foot massage oil | 12 |
| #653 | foam dart | 11 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #693 | personal massager | 2 |
| #762 | personalized coffee mug | 18 |
| #228 | plain brown wrapper | 2 |
| #599 | plot hole | 86 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #890 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #697 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 6 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2067 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #1499 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #2771 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6121 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2188 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2183 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #6180 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #6155 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #130 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 105 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |