diddydykes

RankItemQuantity
#536Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment1
#537Dramatic™ range1
#679Iiti Kitty phone charm1
#1867Imp Ale1
#724Jolly Roger charrrm2
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#2244Mob Penguin cellular phone1
#736Supernova Champagne1
#600ancient Magi-Wipes2
#671ancient protein powder1
#42asparagus knife269
#358bätzle1
#951bag of Cheat-Os1
#442booty chest charrrm9
#1170bottle of gin2
#1108bottle of rum9
#1217bottle of tequila2
#1260bottle of vodka1
#815boxed wine10
#534calle de miel1
#389cannonball charrrm11
#254chrome helmet turtle1
#708coconut shell19
#553copper ha'penny charrrm4
#81copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet1
#433cream pie1
#570cream stout1
#1628disassembled clover1
#554dungeoneer's dungarees1
#291dusty eighth caudal vertebra1
#284dusty first lumbar vertebra1
#286dusty left fibula1
#305dusty left humerus1
#294dusty left kneecap1
#322dusty left tenth rib1
#286dusty ninth caudal vertebra1
#292dusty second caudal vertebra1
#194dusty seventh caudal vertebra2
#378flaming glowsticks1
#861flute of flat champagne1
#811frozen feather1
#1093ice-cold six-pack1
#2542killing feather1
#334milk of magnesium1
#502monkey wrench1
#2027monomolecular yo-yo1
#225not-a-pipe1
#1489oversized fish scaler3
#807party hat1
#1171phonics down1
#1153pink candy heart1
#377pink pony4
#2624rogue swarmer3
#535rum barrel charrrm1
#855salty dog1
#2318sawblade fragment11
#721shot of grapefruit schnapps1
#699shot of orange schnapps1
#341slip 'n' slide2
#3320spade necklace1
#7825stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech2
#7773stuffed angry cow2
#8831stuffed cocoabo1
#6372stuffed flaming gravy fairy4
#8970stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#7874stuffed hand turkey2
#7885stuffed scary death orb2
#6909stuffed snowy owl3
#6997stuffed spooky gravy fairy3
#7774stuffed stinky gravy fairy2
#6346stuffed undead elbow macaroni4
#774tattered scrap of paper1
#999tiny bottle of absinthe1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#3957tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3926tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3936tiny plastic demoninja1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#3894tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#2707tiny plastic hermit2
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#3890tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#2764tiny plastic taco cat2
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3157toast1
#2066vibrating cyborg knife3

Wow, that's 479 items total!

what items are this player missing?