| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #274 | Hodgman's blanket | 5 |
| #8 | Hodgman's imaginary hamster | 1 |
| #999 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
| #4 | bad-ass club | 217 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #317 | cranberry schnapps | 2 |
| #1081 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 5 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #375 | frozen banquet | 5 |
| #71 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
| #130 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 18 |
| #215 | marshmallow flambé | 3 |
| #1031 | sandwich of the gods | 6 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #143 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 8 |