ChefBoiAreDee

RankItemQuantity
#23Children's Meal of the Damned1
#96Crimbo stocking1
#1526Valentine6
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#2605anniversary gift box1
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#2099bottle of goofballs10
#163bow3
#50broken skull1,200
#1107can of Red Minotaur1
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2253mauve plastic oyster egg1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#1234pickle-flavored chewing gum1
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#8193tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4544tiny plastic accordion thief1
#8215tiny plastic angry goat1
#8254tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8131tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#4482tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8177tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8098tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8222tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4498tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8153tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8190tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8097tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#8061tiny plastic grue1
#4599tiny plastic hermit1
#8129tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8071tiny plastic killer bee1
#8201tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8103tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8115tiny plastic mosquito1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8101tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4451tiny plastic seal clubber1
#8227tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8162tiny plastic stab bat1
#8139tiny plastic star starfish1
#4482tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1

Wow, that's 1,285 items total!

what items are this player missing?