| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #1199 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
| #841 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #5 | full meat tank | 1,000 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #5 | grease gun | 150 |
| #284 | happiness | 8 |
| #1591 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #2051 | killing feather | 18 |
| #2061 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #1085 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #1758 | oversized fish scaler | 2 |
| #1110 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| #40 | potato pistol | 4 |
| #770 | radium-flavored potato chips | 19 |
| #1131 | robotronic egg | 22 |
| #2129 | rogue swarmer | 24 |
| #2174 | sawblade fragment | 19 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #2571 | unstable laser battery | 9 |
| #1268 | vibrating cyborg knife | 6 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |