| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #190 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #92 | Instant Karma | 121 |
| #6 | STYX deodorant body spray | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #6 | baggie of powdered sugar | 19,242 |
| #88 | can of V-11 | 5 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #220 | stainless steel scarf | 13 |
| #167 | stainless steel shillelagh | 16 |
| #149 | stainless steel skullcap | 14 |
| #56 | stainless steel slacks | 21 |
| #114 | stainless steel solitaire | 15 |
| #45 | stainless steel suspenders | 37 |