| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #244 | Cloaca grenade | 70 |
| #144 | Cloaca-Cola | 300 |
| #120 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 29 |
| #820 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #598 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #144 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 22 |
| #413 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 6 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #195 | Dyspepsi grenade | 70 |
| #250 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 300 |
| #164 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 18 |
| #424 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 6 |
| #352 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 7 |
| #232 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 12 |
| #565 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 4 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1331 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 7 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1295 | blood flower | 2 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1727 | bottle of goofballs | 13 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1458 | mafia aria | 5 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1180 | penguin skin | 2 |
| #394 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #220 | questionable taco | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #194 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1327 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #880 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1053 | yeti fur | 24 |
| #755 | zombie pineal gland | 6 |